Anonymous asked: When you doing more shows? saw you open for Bomb the Music Industry! and I want more.

We play on campus a few times each semester. We’ll play at your school if you contact us and are within a reasonable distance!

We can update tumblr from our cell phones. technology is so cool.

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An update.

Anonymous asked: What's the best about being in Static Stamina?

The food.

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When you can’t build a bridge, you just try to lift it.

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We MADE this video FOR you!!

Guess what these are for.

Guess what these are for.

A write-up about Party Hands

From our friend Dan down at Princeton…

http://dpstreet.blogspot.com/2010/02/singles-of-week-feb-28-2010.html

“Rock: Static Stamina — “Party Hands”

Fresh out of Wesleyan (you may remember it as the school you’d have more fun at than Princeton), Static Stamina’s mission is to make savage romance with your ears. On “Party Hands,” the band’s first single, frontman Will Feinstein spits rhymes with flow so tight you could bounce a quarter off it, which is especially impressive given the density of the wordplay. Not only that, he somehow manages to reference both The Misfits and Dragon Tales in the same song, a feat I’m not sure anyone else has yet accomplished. Throw in enormous power chords, raucous gang vocals, and the screaming-est guitar solo since “I Believe In A Thing Called Love” and you have what can’t be described as anything other than a party anthem.

-Dan Abromowitz ‘13”

It’s too big!

It’s too big!

Party hands up! Party hands down! Party hands fucking all around!

This is a quote from our song, “Party Hands”